


Unisex "Must-Hug-It" Asphalt Tee
I am the highway.
Things this T-shirt can do:
Hide general dirt from food and so on, hence increasing amount of days you can wear it without someone commenting on how dirty it is. (Combine with deodorant for best result)
Get you in trouble if you’re attending a black metal gig and you didn’t order the black t-shirt.
Things it won’t do:
Yell at you for eating the last slice of pizza
Mind if you don’t wear it for a while. It’s organic, so naked is fine as well.
Do any kind of math. It’s more into traveling and bartending in Greece. Just ask it.
I am the highway.
Things this T-shirt can do:
Hide general dirt from food and so on, hence increasing amount of days you can wear it without someone commenting on how dirty it is. (Combine with deodorant for best result)
Get you in trouble if you’re attending a black metal gig and you didn’t order the black t-shirt.
Things it won’t do:
Yell at you for eating the last slice of pizza
Mind if you don’t wear it for a while. It’s organic, so naked is fine as well.
Do any kind of math. It’s more into traveling and bartending in Greece. Just ask it.
I am the highway.
Things this T-shirt can do:
Hide general dirt from food and so on, hence increasing amount of days you can wear it without someone commenting on how dirty it is. (Combine with deodorant for best result)
Get you in trouble if you’re attending a black metal gig and you didn’t order the black t-shirt.
Things it won’t do:
Yell at you for eating the last slice of pizza
Mind if you don’t wear it for a while. It’s organic, so naked is fine as well.
Do any kind of math. It’s more into traveling and bartending in Greece. Just ask it.